So, today I thought I'd teach Adrienne to cook. I don't think she's been in a kitchen in her life. "Adrienne, dahling...have you the chicken?"
"Well, I have a chicken, but I wasn't sure what kind of chicken to get. "
"It took me a long time to find someone who sells chickens."
Big sigh..."No dahling. That's not what I meant. Do you know where your fridge is? Is this your fridge?"
"Here, dahling, I found it."
Gasp..."Oh, God. What are we supposed to do with that!!?"
"Well, first we're going to wash it, and then we'll stuff it"
"You want me to touch that? Eeew. First I have to put gloves on. I don't really want to touch this. Are you sure you really want me to do this?"
"Yes, of course." big gasp..."Oh, dear Lord. You DIDN'T JUST wash that chicken with soap did you?"
"Oops, well you told me to wash it. I didn't know"
"Oh, dear. I didn't know it was possible to kill an already dead chicken"
Hahahahaha. What's not to love about Adrienne?