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Those Girls Are Mean to Me

The sisters have been mean to me from the very beginning and it's hard to "be nice" when people don't like you, or accept you. Sometimes I cry. I didn't do anything to them. I know, I'll ask some of the other girls what I should do. Dana, what do you think I should do?

"Brandi, why don't you just brown nose the sisters. If you tell them you're family and you want to go on a vacay together, they'll love you. That's what I do and they love me...even though my son is smarter than all of their kids, combined"

"I think you should just tell everybody to 'scratch', Brandi. Eff 'em!"

"Oh, come on, lighten up, ladies, this is simple. Why don't you all go have a SkinnyGirl and lighten up. Did you get that? I said why. don't. you. have. some. SKINNY GIRL. (I'm just pushin' the brand, here, mind you)"

"One of the best ways I know to make up when you've had a small tiff with a friend is just to call them "shit". It really works and it's such a compliment. Go ahead, try it."

"I think you should offer to lick their noses. I've never offered that, but it works for me every time."

"Do you want me to send my guys over? They'll take care of it"

"I think you should just let it go. Don't fight like Teresa does. That's not good!"

"Oh, shut up, Gold-digger".

"I'm not a gold-digger, bitch!"

"I'm not one of yous ladies, but I think you should just tell them you're from the trailer park and yous don't know better. That's how I would play it."

Yeah, I guess you're right. I should just tell them I'm a trailer park slut and I haven't done anything wrong, and if they want to be that way they can just eff off.

Your friend,

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