Here comes the bride,
All dressed in white,
Sweetly, serenely in the soft
Lovely to see, marching to thee,
Sweet love united for
"I really like being in love and I've been dreaming about my wedding ever since I was a little girl. I had everything planned down to the guest party favors, and I always knew I'd have 3 different dresses for my big day"
"So when I was finally asked to get married, I just got so caught up in all the hoopla...it was so much fun."
"In fact, my entire engagement year was spent just having fun shopping, and talking to the media and planning everything with my family. It was so much fun, it didn't it seem as if I even needed my groom, or his family's, help, or even their opinion. It was my dream wedding, after all"
"It was so much 'my' wedding, look" heehee "in this magazine cover I didn't even need my groom, and I have to say, I just loved that"
"But then, on my actual wedding day, I was feeling morose. I just didn't even know the man I was about to marry. For a minute, I thought about running away, but little Mason was so excited and he was already dressed. Millions of dollars had already been spent, the guests were seated. I didn't even know what I was doing, I was so excited that my entire wedding was paid for. I just thought, I'd better go with it."
"Mason was so adorable"
"Then I was walking down the aisle and that's when it hit me like a lead balloon...I don't even like this guy, not even a little bit. There, in front of me was I man I did not even know, or want to know. I knew for sure that I didn't love him. He was a kid really and his family just didn't even fit in with my family. I knew the moment I set foot on the white wedding runway that this man was not for me. But what was I to do? The cameras were rolling and I was being paid a lot of money to do this."
"So, I did what I do best...I played it to the cameras and I pretended to be happy and pretended to be in love and it really worked. People talked about my royal wedding for weeks and everyone just loved watching it on tv, and now that the airing of the wedding was done, I could really cash in. I just had to wait until the wedding aired to file for my divorce and that's why we lived in the hotel with my sister. I really didn't want to spend one minute alone with this guy."
"That's when I realized, for reals, that I'm a real, real actress. Now people will say I have real talent and now people will say I'm famous for being a really good actress. I mean, you thought my marriage was real, didn't you? See, I fooled you. I was just acting. I knew for a long time this wedding was a sham, but there was so much money involved and I was paid so well to play the part. I seemed like a natural. Talented, aren't I? NOW people can finally say I'm a real actress. Thanks, mom"