"Everybody knows it doesn't take a rocket scientist to run the state of Texas. I mean, look at this monkey...he did it."
"Yeah, I did it. It wasn't that hard and, even so, I was able to run the United States of America. You may think I'm a dummy, but if I could do it, anyone can...even Rick Perry. (sorry Rick)"
"Aw, that's ok, GW. I dunno, maybe people just expect me to be as smart as a king to run the country."
"I mean, I look pretty handsome in a crown, don't I?...and I think I could run the country just based on my good looks."
"I know. I know. So I really effed up in the debate. Yeah, I looked like a clown...or maybe an idiot..."
"I wouldn't be the first clown in Washington...so, I made a mistake in the debate...so, I seemed like a bit of a dummy...."
"I just don't know why you guys are always making fun of me."